The treacherous wizard Thoth-Amon has devised a plan to resurrect the ancient evil that is Xaltotun. If he succeeds, he will condemn the world to an eternity of darkness and enslavement. Only you can stop him, but in order to do so you must use all your cunning. All your guile. You must summon all your courage and swordsmanship. You must … Chop Chop!

Conan Chop Chop is the most epic and realistic stick figure game ever to be set in the world of Conan the Barbarian, thus there will be an excessive amount of gore and flying limbs. Be warned that this may in turn lead to uncontrollable outbursts of joy and/or profanities, usually depending on which end of the sword you are on.

Play solo for the ultimate thrill of a rogue-lite or have your buddies along with you in online or couch co-op mode. Either way you will be hacking, slashing and looting your way to an epic showdown with the evilest evil of them all!

Completely random maps and tons of weapons and abilities ensure that every new game will be a whole new experience. You are bound to die more than once, but you can unlock new weapons, charms and armor that will be available for your next play-through.

All brawns, no brain? No worries! Choose between a diverse cast of badass warrior gods, and add weapons and items to match your style!

Before facing Thoth-Amon, you must vanquish bosses such as The Giant Sand Worm of Koth, The Frost Giant of Vanaheim and The Fire Skull of Hyperborea. But by Crom… isn’t that… a Gorilla in a Cape?!

Brave the shifting sands of Koth, explore the dark woods in Darkwood, move valiantly through the searing land of Hyperboria and slide through the icy world of Vanaheim. Each world inhabited by a diverse cast of violent creatures, fixated on making your stay a short one.

Are you telling me that girl has lost her teddy bear? I guess saving the world will just have to wait!

Master the fine art of delicately bashing your enemies’ heads in with a rake and turning them into chop suey with a bastard sword. Conan Chop Chop lets you experiment with more than 14 trillion different weapons, armor and charm combinations.

Acquire new skills as you progress further into the deadly lands of Hyboria, such as the awe inspiring 360° spin-attack, the remarkable dash attack and the incredibly rapid… rapid attack.